Tuesday, January 20, 2009
My Latest Invention: The Dorsavent Chef's Jacket (Satire)
The Dorsavent ( from dorsal and ventral) is the first reversible chefs coat that is designed so that the back is a mirror image of the front. Now when the front of the jacket gets dirty, the chef does not have to change to a new jacket! He/she merely takes the jacket off, turns the back to the front and voila! The chef looks clean again.
This jacket will be especially attractive to chefs who work double shifts and restaurateurs whose budgets are being squeezed by the drop off in business that has crept in behind the freeze-up of the global credit market.
And for chefs who feel like schmucks walking around with buttons and food smears on their back, there is an optional cape (available in black and white). I'm a fraking marketing genius. Get used to it.