Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Attempted Matricide by Sausage


JUNE 30--Meet Gregory Praeger. The Florida man, 46, is facing a battery charge for allegedly striking his mother in the head with a pack of Polish sausage. Praeger flung the three-pound package during an argument Saturday night. [The Smoking Gun]


What a loser. The dude gets drunk, has a fight with his mother, then whacks her with Kielbasa and HE'S NOT EVEN POLISH!

3 comments:

Don Luis said...

Once, in a bar room brawl, I beat a man nearly senseless with cevapcici. And I'm not even Yugoslavian!

Jennie/Tikka said...

This has a very Hamlet-esque feel to it....am I the only one getting that??

Chris said...

It's sounds like an unapologetic, combination case of sausage and mom abuse...
Will the hurting never end?
Poor sausages never had a chance to fight back...