JUNE 30--Meet Gregory Praeger. The Florida man, 46, is facing a battery charge for allegedly striking his mother in the head with a pack of Polish sausage. Praeger flung the three-pound package during an argument Saturday night. [The Smoking Gun]
What a loser. The dude gets drunk, has a fight with his mother, then whacks her with Kielbasa and HE'S NOT EVEN POLISH!