Tuesday, April 22, 2008

David Returned to Italy after Tour of United States

An obese David returned to Florence today after a tour of the Untied States. Apparently the statue became depressed and developed a proclivity for fast food restaurants and all-you-can-eat buffets sometime after being ejected from a symposium on the health benefits of the Mediterranean Diet at NYU for what another participant described as "lewd and lascivious behavior." 

In a press interview following his ejaculation ejection from the symposium, David was like "Madone, I'm a masterpiec, what they expect; I'm gonna put fig leaf?"  (sic)

David is currently at the Agenzia Regionale Di Sanita preparing to undergo gastric bypass surgery.

 

2 comments:

The Old Foodie said...

Bob, you may have destroyed for ever the image of my dream man. Very, very, funny though!
Janet

bonnibella said...

Oh. My. God. Makes me ever so glad that I am no longer with my ex-husband.