Saturday, March 22, 2008

Never Mix Pancake Batter Again, Idiot


[I'd like to think that] You are never going to believe this one: Organic pancake batter in an aerosol can! Is this a damned abomination or what? Anyone who has ever made pancakes from scratch knows that there is nothing easier in the baking universe than making pancakes from scratch. Take a cup of flour (okay, cheat and use self-rising flour) add a few tablespoons of sugar, a few more of oil, a couple of small eggs, milk and stir. Duh!

And take a look at who is selling this over-packaged garbage: Whole Foods Supermarkets.

What's so "whole" about pancake batter in an aerosol can I wonder?







6 comments:

Don Luis said...

It doesn't really "blast" the batter so much as excrete it, but I suppose
"Pancake Plopper" is not quite so exciting.

This does open the door for the "Crepe Crapper".

Robert said...

Oh. My. God.

But hey, it's organic!

Linda said...

Oh, yuck! My stomach revolts at the thought....

Scotty said...

Makes me want to grab some Pillsbury Microwave Pancakes1 :-P

Deborah Dowd said...

Do yo think this came from the same peole that made frozen mashed potatoes?! Why make a "convenience" food out of something that is already really convenient!

Bob del Grosso said...

Deborah

"Why make a "convenience" food out of something that is already really convenient!"

Because following test marketing they discovered that a statistically significant number of suckers would buy it.