(He would cook a cheeseburger in a can.)
This is not the first time that the notorious cheeseburger in a can has been the subject of a post at A Hunger Artist, neither is it likely to be the last time it is treated here. But this is nonetheless a momentous occasion in that it contains a link to a first person account (with video, thank you) of someone who actually ate one of these nightmare inducing monstrosities.
Taste Test: Cheeseburger In A Can | The A.V. Club