Thursday, February 14, 2008

Best food quote of the day

And it's only 5:11 AM!

A retired college professor attempts to explain his hunger for being bound and beaten (aka BDSM) by comparing it to a lust for, ahem, turkey

"It's like when you crave a turkey," he said. "You eat it and you eat it and you eat it, but you still want it. But now I've had enough. I don't want turkey anymore. I'm full."

The reason for his contrition? Read on

His life was saved last Friday by a dominatrix at the Nutcracker Suite on East 33rd Street, who was assigned to check on him after her colleague left him with a dog collar around his neck and a leather mask over his face, suspended a few inches off the floor.

Need more?


ntsc said...

He was wearing high heels and was suspended by his arms not his neck.

But not to worry The Nutcracker is closed for Easter.

Tags said...

No way that guy looks 67! You don't think oxygen deprivation makes you look younger, do you?

Bob del Grosso said...

I've read that a latex face mask does wonders for age wrinkles. So who knows?

Jennie/Tikka said...

It must be the spray-on latex polish that keeps him so young-looking ;)