Are you wondering what to have for dinner tonight but too bored with the usual offerings from your supermarket HMR case of clammy roast chicken, wiggly-edge lasagna with lipstick red tomato sauce and snot green string bean salad? Wanna really bite down on something that you will be proud to brag out to you homies at work tomorrow morning. Then why not try a nice juicy German "Cheeseburger in a can?" That's right, Cheeseburger in a can. Originally developed for leiderhosen clad backpackers it has become the meal of choice by those whose appetites run towards foods that cause them to question the nature of reality and humankind's place in nature.
(Or something along those lines.)
You can order your Cheeseburger in a Can here. And tell them A Hunger Artist sent you. I'm sure they will understand.
Many thanks to Scotty at Cooking ion Theory and Practice for tipping me on this truly astonishing product.