Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Great New Product

Are you wondering what to have for dinner tonight but too bored with the usual offerings from your supermarket HMR case of clammy roast chicken, wiggly-edge lasagna with lipstick red tomato sauce and snot green string bean salad? Wanna really bite down on something that you will be proud to brag out to you homies at work tomorrow morning. Then why not try a nice juicy German "Cheeseburger in a can?" That's right, Cheeseburger in a can. Originally developed for leiderhosen clad backpackers it has become the meal of choice by those whose appetites run towards foods that cause them to question the nature of reality and humankind's place in nature.
(Or something along those lines.)

You can order your Cheeseburger in a Can here. And tell them A Hunger Artist sent you. I'm sure they will understand.

Many thanks to Scotty at Cooking ion Theory and Practice for tipping me on this truly astonishing product.

6 comments:

Tags said...

I'd say they should offer a bun in a can, but that would be redundant.

BTW, enjoy it while you can, I'm giving up toilet humor for lent.

Maryann said...

I'm enthralled. It's like watching an accident.
(don't you want to know what it really looks like?)

tyronebcookin said...

That is ingenious! But just a caution or word to the wise, Our chief steward ordered Hamburgers in Bulk from our European Agent/Supplier for the ship and I got something that was labeled as Hamburger, but was 43% mechanically separated chicken (with actually no beef in it http://afmmenu.tyroneandstephanie.com/2008/01/16/wheres-the-beef/
)so good luck on taste too! LOL!

Sarah-82 said...

What!?! This is unbelievable- it is really the worst kind of camp food ever! Sadly, I'm sure it has a market....

redman said...

nasty!

but somehow I'm not surprised, since they also have hot dogs in solution that people eat cold straight from the jar to go with a beer

Deborah Dowd said...

I think Spam is more appetizing! For camping I prefer to torture my neighbors with the smell of freshly char-grilled beef!