Saturday, November 24, 2007

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I'll refrain from editorializing, while Cezanne-like, provide the minimum of detail and let your brain fill in the rest.

But after she consented to a search, the agents came across a tiny, hairy arm hidden in her garage.

"Monkey," she explained, claiming the arm was sent to her out of the blue "as a gift from God in heaven."



Tags said...

As long as they don't mind crowding and an all-corn diet, I don't see why "farms" can't profit from monkey meat the way they do from chickens, pigs and cows.

BTW, did I mention that a lot of people think the best-tasting french fries are made with horse fat? Not here but in Europe, at least according to Jeffrey Steingarten*.

* In his book, "The Man Who Ate Everything"

Jennie/Tikka said...

I'm confused as to how length of time of a practice equates to its being acceptable? So, if I say, "My relatives have been throwing their own feces at strangers for 7 generations now" that makes it okay????

JunkyPOS said...

LOL!! ^^ nice analogy jennie/tikka...