The hypocrisy of Heather Mills is matched only by her vanity and vacuity. She does not drink milk so she is against the practice of people drinking milk because it contributes to global warming. However she supports the airline industry despite the fact that it contributes to global warming because (I assume) she likes to fly a lot.
She's not bad-looking though. As someone once wrote (Anthony Trollope, I think) about the writing of HG Wells [she's] like miles of shimmering water, one inch deep.
When (Viva!) told me it [effects of livestock on global warming] was 18%, that's more than all global transport, I was in shock. Airplanes only bring 3%, while they are being picked on with taxes," she said Monday.We are the only species that drinks another PERSON'S milk? Wow, that's deep. I assume that since a cow is a person and I am a person, I am drinking another person's milk when I drink cow's milk. Cool, I did not know that. What's more I think I am experiencing a true paradigm shift. Now I realize that when I eat cheese, I am eating another person's cheese that is not my own cheese. Whew, and that butter is another person's butter. I get it, totally.
"We are the only species that drinks another person's milk, so why aren't we drinking rat's milk, or dog's milk, or cat's milk, that's how crazy it is," she said.
"It's mad that we are having cow's milk. Even cows don't drink it after one year but we continue forever. [Source]
But rat's milk Heather? WTF are you smoking? The fact is that humans can drink rat milk, dog's milk, even got-damned whale's milk. But dear god girl, how many rats would you have to breed and milk to meet the needs of even a small city? And who are you going to hire to do the job of milking rats? You are too funny baby.
I do fancy the idea a bit. And how cool would it be if say one dairy farmer raised rats while an adjacent farmer raised cats?
OMG, I cannot wait for the mothership to come and take me back to earth, this planet is much too weird for me.