Want to rent Jacques and Gloria Pepin's condo in Mexico? It looks pretty nice and at 1500 bucks/ week is not terribly expensive as these things go.
C'mon, you know you love Jacques Pepin and would love to stay at his house. I met him once at a charity event. I was a participating chef and he was a celebrity guest who, along with Martha Stewart, judged the food we made. He was every bit as fine as he appears to be on the tube. If it's an act, its a very, very good one.