Sunday, August 26, 2007

Smithfield Foods Announces Agreement for Pork Exports to China

Smithfield Foods Announces Agreement for Pork Exports to China

I'm not sure what's more exciting: the fact that China might be getting a visit from Smithfield snout-piece Paula Deen along with 60 million pounds of pork, or that we have a new term to add to our list of unfortunate culinary neologisms
in the form of Paylean-free pork! (Paylean is the brand name of roctopamine.)

3 comments:

Sorcha said...

Kind of like how tobacco companies started sending more cigarettes overseas when they became less popular in the US?

Tags said...

Just another case of fobbing Paylean to pay Paula.

Sorcha said...

That was really bad, Tags. I'm afraid I'm going to have to come to your house and beat you now. With a Smithfield ham. One of the big dry-cured ones in the linen bags.