"As an Anaheim Duck, I hate to see real ducks tortured so that a handful of wealthy chefs [emphasis mine] can serve their diseased organs. Please uphold this compassionate law."
If PETA had asked Niedermayer to write "wealthy chefs and their capitalist, industrialist, prole-pimping customers," I might be only a little more shocked by their use of classic Marxist agitation propaganda.
Here is a LINK to a pdf version of the entire letter and a link to the blog post that announced the scrivener's enlightening script The PETA Files: Scott Niedermayer, Duck Defender.
5 comments:
I thought Niedermayer was shot by his own troops in Viet Nam?
Seriously, I served foie gras, how come I'm not wealthy?
Oh sure - one little Stanley Cup and now he can tell me how to eat??
Seriously - he's just having flashbacks to all the terribly things Kings fans do in effigy in the stands when the Ducks play the Kings.
who the hell cares what some douche on a hockey team half the country away has to say on what chefs serve in their restaurants? My only hope is that he gets cought in a duck fighting ring and goes down with vick.
Now that we all know what his hot button is, we can play a little hockey of our own.
Im game tags, what do you have in mind? :)
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