Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Study Suggests Dark Chocolate Can Decrease Blood Pressure - WSJ.com

I don't give a damn, but someone might so I'm posting it.
Study Suggests Dark Chocolate Can Decrease Blood Pressure - WSJ.com

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd eat it if it caused lightning to streak out of my ass....no further motivation needed to eat dark chocolate! Beatin' a dead horse. With lightning streaking out of his ass.

Jennie/Tikka

Bob del Grosso said...

LOL Jennie/Tikka

I will never ceased to be amazed by the public's appetite for this kind of stuff. It's so tedious and so unavoidable.

Anonymous said...

This just in: Breathing apparently has something to do with continuing to live. Further studies are underway to verify. Dr. D.U.H. Skeptique from Johns Hopalong University was recently quoted as saying, "We think we're onto something, but we don't want to jump to conclusions. Until we conclude our tests we advise the public to take a breath, hold it, and wait 2 minutes before trying it again."

In further news, funeral services for several of Dr. Skeptique's most notable detractors will be held on Thursday. The cause of their deaths is still being investigated. A Law Enforcement official was quoted as saying, "I just wish we had some clear answers."

The family has asked that mourners not wear blue to the services.

Jennie/Tikka