So these two prawns are in a bar in Shanghai getting hammered. When one of they become hungry they asks the bartender if he's got anything to eat. "Yeah" says the bartender but I'm not getting it for you. We're self serve here."
"Self-serve?" one of the prawn says "WTF? we're paying customer, we're not serving ourselves."
"Not yet you won't" says the bartender "have another drink?"
Mad About Shanghai: Drunken Prawns Experience in Shanghai: "http://www.typepad.com/t/trackback/332530/19555178"